What movies have not aged well?

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

Is it okay for my husband to help other ladies without telling me?

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

Goldfinger

Why can't flat-Earthers create an agency like NASA to explore Earth to prove it is flat? What's preventing them from doing so?

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-J W Pepper

Diamonds Are Forever

I’m 17 and looking for a girl. What do I do?

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

You Only Live Twice

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

If my boyfriend watches porn, does it mean he doesn’t think I’m good enough? If I am good enough, why does he still watch? Am I not beautiful enough?

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

-All the bad guys are black.

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

What do you think about wearing sheer pantyhose?

Moonraker

-”She is very sexyful!”

From Russia With Love

I have a bad reputation and need help. What should I do?

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

Octopussy

How do flat Earthers explain the existence of other spherical planets?

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

The Man with the Golden Gun

Thinking from a spiritual perspective, can we say that the journey in recovering from narcissistic abuse a battle of spiritual warfare? Any thoughts on this?

Dr No

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

What are some things you would change about Avatar: The Last Airbender if you were to redo the series?

Live and Let Die

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

A View to a Kill

What is the Abu Shusha massacre in Palestine?

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

What would you do if you found out that someone had broken into your home while you were sleeping?

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-”Ah so!”

-Bond slapping Tracy.

Do straight guys like to see cocks?